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No Such Bird (SB)

By: Su Er Liang

From the creator of Four-Faced Buddha/To My Shore. This story shares the same universe as Four-Faced Buddha.

Native Title: 查无此鸟 by 苏二两

Tags: Yaoi Modern Day Comedy Drama Enemies to Lovers Love–Hate Relationship Smut Dubious Consent Rape Non-consensual Sex Violence Drugging Kidnapping Blackmail Underworld Crude Humor Face Slapping

Content: 80 Chapters + 8 Extras

Synopsis

On a dark, windy night, in Yan City, the notorious lowlife scoundrel Xue Bao Tian—an ironclad straight man in the world of flirtation—made one careless mistake and, in a muddle, got taken by someone. When he woke up, he was even slapped in the face with 200 yuan!

At the construction shed:

A tall and handsome migrant worker: “Can’t give you more. You’re not good-looking.”


Xue Bao Tian: “Screw your entire family.”

Xue Bao Tian is wealthy and powerful, cold-faced and black-hearted. He has never failed in revenge—until he runs into this migrant worker, where he keeps hitting a wall. Every attempt ends in failure, and every time he somehow delivers himself right back into the wolf’s den.

The migrant worker takes everything from him and still adds: “That 200 yuan—you’re really making a fuss. Can you stop cursing?”


Xue Bao Tian: “Your whole family’s been asking for insults since the ape era!”

Later, Xue Bao Tian’s family falls from power. Hounded by debt collectors and enemies, with no other choice, he turns to that migrant worker—who knows a bit of “half-baked” martial skills—to temporarily shield him from trouble.

Construction site supervisor: “I don’t know the person you’re talking about. Never worked here.”


Xue Bao Tian: “Isn’t it said that a big forest has all kinds of birds? So why is it that with me—there’s ‘no such bird’?!”

Elio’s Notes: The title comes from the phrase “No such person found” which is used in records/databases. The word ‘bird’ can be slang and is used in a mocking/insulting tone so the phrase can mean “No such bastard exists.”

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