1. What is your name?
Jiang Ji: Jiang Ji.
Lu Xingyan: Lu Xingyan.
2. How old are you?
Jiang Ji: Twenty-five.
Lu Xingyan: Twenty-two and a half.
Jiang Ji: ?
3. How would you describe your personality?
Jiang Ji: Serious and responsible? Overall, I’m pretty self-disciplined.
Lu Xingyan: Mature, steady, reliable—a good man.
4. What is your partner’s personality like?
Jiang Ji: Mature, steady, reliable—a good man.
Lu Xingyan: (Are we just mutually flattering each other?) A gentle, considerate, understanding good older brother; a beautiful, charming, lively, adorable good wife ^^
Jiang Ji: ….
5. When and where did the two of you meet?
Jiang Ji: Second semester of ninth grade, outside the school gates.
Lu Xingyan: When I was twelve. I went to his school to find him.
6. What was your first impression of each other?
Jiang Ji: Idiot.
Lu Xingyan: Such a poser.
Jiang Ji: ?
Lu Xingyan: Fine. Actually, it was love at first sight. I still remember the light drizzle that day, the hazy dusk, and him walking toward me like the male lead in an idol drama…
Jiang Ji: Okay, stop.
7. What do you like about your partner?
Jiang Ji: Idiot.
Lu Xingyan: ?
Lu Xingyan: What he means is that he likes how simple and uncomplicated I am, unlike all those scumbags out there. (Turns to Jiang Ji: Right, Bro? Jiang Ji remains silent.)
Lu Xingyan: I like everything about him. If I absolutely had to choose his most outstanding quality… probably how reliable he is. No matter what happens, you can always trust Jiang Ji. As long as he’s there, I feel safe.
8. What do you dislike about your partner?
Jiang Ji: Idiot.
Lu Xingyan: ?
Lu Xingyan: Can you take these questions seriously?
Lu Xingyan: What he means is that he hates how I can be immature sometimes and don’t understand human speech. Sigh.
(Transforms into the Master Translator of Jiang-speak.)
9. Do you think you and your partner are compatible?
Jiang Ji: Very.
Lu Xingyan: Not bad. It’d be even better if he changed what he usually calls me from “Lu Xingyan” to “husband.”
10. What do you call your partner?
Jiang Ji: His name.
Lu Xingyan: Bro, big brother, Jiang Ji, wife, baby (haven’t actually called him that).
11. What would you like your partner to call you?
Jiang Ji: Big brother. My name is fine too.
Lu Xingyan: Husband. Good husband. My wife’s most beloved kissy husband.
Jiang Ji: Don’t act insane in front of other people.
Lu Xingyan: .
12. If you compared your partner to an animal, what would they be?
Jiang Ji: An incredibly clingy, stupid dog.
Lu Xingyan: Usually some kind of feline, but in bed he sometimes inexplicably reminds me of a snake. Am I allowed to say that?
Jiang Ji: .
13. If you were giving your partner a gift, what would you give them?
Jiang Ji: A belt, a tie, flowers, computer peripherals.
Lu Xingyan: Whenever the mood strikes, I want to give him everything.
14. What gift would you like to receive?
Jiang Ji: Anything. As long as he put thought into it, I’ll like it.
Lu Xingyan: Lately I’ve been wanting a ring. I can buy it myself too.
15. Is there anything you’re dissatisfied with about your partner? What kind of things?
Jiang Ji: He’s way too addicted to that. He needs some restraint, especially when it comes to wanting a round first thing in the morning.
Lu Xingyan: My biggest complaint is that he’s always telling me to restrain myself.
Jiang Ji: .
16. What is your own biggest flaw?
Jiang Ji: Maybe I’m a little wicked.
Lu Xingyan: My biggest flaw is that even when I know he might be messing with me, I still willingly take the bait.
Jiang Ji: That’s a virtue.
Lu Xingyan: Oh.
17. What is your partner’s biggest flaw?
Jiang Ji: Too clingy. Though occasionally that counts as a virtue too.
Lu Xingyan: Only occasionally?
Lu Xingyan: How could my perfect Bro possibly have any flaws? ^^
Jiang Ji: Enough with the sarcasm.
18. What does your partner do that makes you unhappy?
Jiang Ji: I can’t think of anything at the moment. I can usually predict what he’s going to do anyway, and if I know what to expect, I don’t get angry.
Lu Xingyan: Attracting admirers everywhere. Meeting certain men again. Heh.
Jiang Ji: ?
Lu Xingyan: Oh, and women too.
Jiang Ji: True. My clients and friends are either men or women.
Lu Xingyan: .
19. What do you do that makes your partner unhappy?
Jiang Ji: Going out with friends without telling him.
Lu Xingyan: Nothing. I never do anything bad. With a good husband like me, Jiang Ji should be secretly thrilled.
Jiang Ji: Thrilled ^^
20. How far has your relationship progressed?
Jiang Ji: Our relationship is stable and our life together is happy.
Lu Xingyan: To the deepest possible level.
21. Where did you go on your first date?
Jiang Ji: Shopping?
Lu Xingyan: I don’t think shopping counts as a date. I don’t think we’ve ever had a particularly formal date.
Jiang Ji: What counts as formal?
Lu Xingyan: First of all, it has to be grand, with a real sense of occasion.
Jiang Ji: …
22. What was the atmosphere like?
Jiang Ji: Pretty good.
Lu Xingyan: If he’s happy, the atmosphere is good.
23. Where do you often go on dates?
Jiang Ji: Shopping.
Lu Xingyan: There’s a commercial district near the apartment we rented. We go there a lot.
24. What do you prepare for your partner’s birthday?
Jiang Ji: Flowers, gifts, and I’ll cook for him myself (if he’s willing to eat it).
Lu Xingyan: Anything I can do, I’ll do.
Lu Xingyan: I’m willing to eat it.
25. Who confessed first?
Jiang Ji: Him.
Lu Xingyan: Me.
26. How much do you like your partner?
Jiang Ji: Secret.
Lu Xingyan: What’s there to keep secret? What kind of person are you?!
Lu Xingyan: I like Jiang Ji super-duper, invincibly, number-one-in-the-universe, most-most-most-most of all!
Jiang Ji: Childish.
27. Then, do you love your partner?
Jiang Ji: Yes.
Lu Xingyan: Duh.
28. What can your partner say that leaves you unable to resist?
Jiang Ji: Crying and begging me pitifully.
Lu Xingyan: If he wants me to give in, I give in.
29. If you suspected your partner had fallen for someone else, what would you do?
Jiang Ji: Talk to him directly.
Lu Xingyan: Beat all the homewreckers to death!
30. Could you forgive your partner for falling for someone else?
Jiang Ji: That isn’t going to happen.
Lu Xingyan: My Bro might be irresistible and have plenty of homewreckers trying to take my place, but I know he only loves me. He’d never fall for someone else.
31. What would you do if your partner were more than an hour late for a date?
Jiang Ji: Find out why. See if something happened to him.
Lu Xingyan: He’s too busy. I’d understand.
32. Have you ever lied to your partner? Are you good at lying?
Jiang Ji: Mm. I’m good at it.
Lu Xingyan: Mm. I’m good at it.
Jiang Ji: (Laughs out loud.)
33. What expression does your partner make that you find sexy?
Jiang Ji: Can’t say. Otherwise he’ll get cocky.
Lu Xingyan: I understand. So you really are hopelessly fascinated by me, big brother ^^
Jiang Ji: .
Lu Xingyan: Every expression he makes when we’re intimate is sexy.
34. When you’re together, what makes your heart race the most?
Jiang Ji: Certain moments in bed.
Lu Xingyan: See! I knew it! I knew it!
Lu Xingyan: Every moment. My heart beats only for big brother. (Clutches heart.)
Jiang Ji: Cheesy.
35. What is your favorite part of your partner’s body?
Jiang Ji: His back muscles. His waist.
Lu Xingyan: !
Lu Xingyan: I understand.
Lu Xingyan: Legs, neck, waist, ankles, wrists… everything.
36. When do you feel happiest?
Jiang Ji: When we’re doing nothing, just cuddling together and zoning out. It feels warm and peaceful.
Lu Xingyan: Every moment when I can feel that he loves me and depends on me makes me incredibly happy.
37. Have you ever argued?
Jiang Ji: Often.
Lu Xingyan: It’s a regular occurrence. (But it’s not my fault.)
38. What do you usually argue about?
Jiang Ji: A certain someone starting trouble for no reason.
Lu Xingyan: (Remains silent.)
39. How do you make up afterward?
Jiang Ji: I don’t have to do anything. Someone comes clinging to me on his own.
Lu Xingyan: Tch!
40. Would you still want to be lovers in your next life?
Jiang Ji: I guess.
Lu Xingyan: What do you mean, “I guess”?!
Lu Xingyan: Official announcement: this Lu Xingyan and this Jiang Ji are locked together. Please take note.
41. When do you feel loved?
Jiang Ji: Every moment when he works hard to become more mature and works hard for my sake.
Lu Xingyan: When he chooses me without hesitation.
42. How do you express your love?
Jiang Ji: By choosing only him.
Lu Xingyan: By giving him everything I have.
43. What flower do you think suits your partner?
Jiang Ji: A sunflower? I think they’re bright and adorable.
Lu Xingyan: So I’m bright and adorable.
Jiang Ji: I meant the flower.
Lu Xingyan: I know what you mean ^^
Lu Xingyan: (Takes out his phone and searches “what is the most beautiful flower?”) A peony. My Bro is a peerless beauty.
Jiang Ji: …Don’t exaggerate so much.
44. Are there things you hide from each other?
Jiang Ji: (Silent for several seconds.) Yes.
Lu Xingyan: ?
Lu Xingyan: What?
Lu Xingyan: What are you hiding?
Jiang Ji: Guess.
Lu Xingyan: (Currently being eaten alive by curiosity.)
45. Where does your sense of inferiority come from?
Jiang Ji: I don’t think I’ve ever felt particularly inferior.
Lu Xingyan: I’m a second-generation rich kid.
Jiang Ji: ?
46. Is your relationship public or secret?
Jiang Ji: Semi-public, I guess.
Lu Xingyan: Our parents and close friends all know.
47. Do you think your love for each other can last forever?
Jiang Ji: Yes.
Lu Xingyan: Of course, of course, of course.
48. What is your ideal type?
Jiang Ji: Pure-hearted and unworldly.
Lu Xingyan: Are you complimenting me?
Jiang Ji: .
Lu Xingyan: My ideal type is Jiang Ji. There is no second choice.
49. What does H mean to you?
Jiang Ji: Very enjoyable, but we need to watch the frequency.
Lu Xingyan: It’s the physical communication I have no choice but to resort to when my love for him overflows so much that words can’t express it anymore. Who gets it? I’m really not a sex fiend. I just love big brother too much.
Jiang Ji: Sure.
50. Please say one thing to your lover.
Jiang Ji: Keep loving me. I love you too.
Lu Xingyan: Lu Xingyan will love Jiang Ji forever. Forever, forever—I will never leave you.
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