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A new intern arrived in the Forensic Evidence Division, named Lu Xiao Ming.

There was no suspense—Lu Xiao Ming fell in love at first sight with Senior Inspector Xie… (specifically, with his backside).

Lu Xiao Ming was lively, adorable, and fair-skinned. Together with He Sen Mi from the Forensic Department, they were known as the “Two Little Ones”.

Xiao He was as still as a sheep, while Xiao Ming moved like a startled deer. One sheep and one deer—both herbivores—were close companions, often exchanging tips on how to pursue carnivorous beasts.

After “fixing the pipes” and no longer being a “still sheep,” Xiao He summarized his experience to Xiao Ming as follows:

Tea-playing, feigned fragility, and acting cute.

Xiao Ming faithfully copied the method and performed it in front of Senior Inspector Xie.

The very next day, the upright and impartial Senior Inspector Xie filed a report to Lu Xiao Ming’s superior, Chief Xu:

“This intern is scheming, physically weak, and overly dependent, seriously hindering the investigation process. I request the termination of his internship.”

Xiao Ming: “……”

He’s way too hard to pursue!!! 

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

Crying, Xiao Ming returned home and poured out his grievances to his cousin Lu Jia Qi, who had just returned from overseas.

Lu Jia Qi said, “Xie A’Hua? Before I went abroad for studies, we were classmates—and even desk mates. He’s a good person, very kind. He wouldn’t make things difficult for you without reason. It’s been years since we last met—I’ll contact him, catch up, and put in a good word for you.”

Lu Jia Qi arranged to meet Xie A’Hua at an old tavern. They reminisced about their days as desk mates, then spoke of how Lu Jia Qi met his beloved wife abroad and eventually married her.

Xie A’Hua, who had secretly loved his old classmate for years: “……”

Senior Inspector Xie suffered heartbreak—and received a long-aged “good person card”. After Lu Jia Qi left, he drowned his sorrows in alcohol.

Lu Xiao Ming, who had secretly followed them, seized the opportunity.

Senior Inspector Xie slumped over Xiao Ming’s back and asked in confusion, “Jia Qi… why have you gotten shorter?”

Don’t underestimate younger ones just because they’re smaller—they might surprise you where it counts.

Xiao Ming shook him hard in frustration:

“Remember who I am!! I’m not my cousin!! Don’t get it wrong!! I’m Lu Xiao Ming—the one chasing you and the one you reported!!”

The deer’s fury: two bodies pressed against the bed, milk spilling five steps.

The next day—the fury of Xie: one deer collapsed.

The intern Xiao Ming, who had nearly been beaten onto the autopsy table, finally upgraded from “casual partner” to “boyfriend” after a year.

A year later, Old He retired and went traveling around the world with his spouse.

Another intern arrived at the Forensic Department, named Huang Kai Wen.

Huang Kai Wen was obedient, clever, and fair-skinned. Together with Lu Xiao Ming and He Sen Mi, they were known as the “Three Little Ones”.

There was no suspense—Xiao Kai Wen fell in love at first sight with Xiao Hao, a subordinate of Senior Inspector Xie.

Xiao Ming passed down his methods for pursuing a partner:

Relentless persistence, shamelessness, fearlessness like a scald-resistant pig, and surviving after “dying”.

Xiao Kai Wen copied the method exactly and performed it in front of Xiao Hao.

Xiao Hao looked puzzled and asked, “Do you like me?”

Xiao Kai Wen was extremely nervous. “Y-yes.”

Xiao Hao: “I like you too. Hug?” (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

Xiao Kai Wen: “Hug!” (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

Xiao Ming: ??????

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