Elio’s Notes: The Chinese source labels both this installment and the preceding one as Chapter 107. FD uses 107.5 for this second “107” to preserve the source sequence without giving two posts the same chapter number.
Ying Xiu Jie:
From the start, Ying Xiu Jie had regarded the challenge with contempt. He thought it was far too easy and utterly beneath his status. At the very least, they should have made him jump off a building without a safety rope and see whether he could grab onto something during the fall. Because Ying Xiu Jie’s brain worked the way it did—and because the rest of the group valued their lives—he had been kicked out of the challenge-design process entirely.
He stood in a corridor full of students coming and going and gave an OK sign to the others in the distance, looking as though victory were guaranteed. Ke Bu bumped Chu Hao Yu with his shoulder. “Isn’t he underestimating the challenge a little too much?”
“I think he’s underestimating women.”
Ying Xiu Jie roughly seized a girl’s arm. She immediately frowned. “You’re hurting me.”
“If you’re a woman, you should face this pain honestly.”
What the hell kind of logic was that?!
“What are you doing? That really hurts.” The girl tried to struggle free but could not.
Ying Xiu Jie loosened his grip slightly and said with heartfelt seriousness, “Trust me. It’ll definitely hurt more when you lose your virginity.”
And what the hell kind of thing was that to say?! Only Ying Xiu Jie could utter something so vulgar with such hot-blooded sincerity. The girl flushed to the tips of her ears, raised her free hand, and slapped him. “Pervert!”
“Why did you hit me?!” Ying Xiu Jie became irritated. “That makes no sense at all.”
The girl jerked free and continued walking. Ying Xiu Jie suddenly remembered his challenge, took one long step after her, and grabbed her again. “There’s one more little favor I need. Can you pull out one hair for me?”
“What hair?”
Ying Xiu Jie unzipped his trousers. The girl screamed and slapped him again. “You disgusting pervert! If you do that again, I’m telling the teacher! Shameless!”
Ying Xiu Jie rubbed his face. “Why did you hit me again? What’s wrong with such a tiny request? Does being a woman make you that impressive?” Ying Xiu Jie, who still had absolutely no idea why everyone was upset with him, looked genuinely aggrieved.
But he was never one to give up easily. He grabbed another girl passing by. “Look here.” Ying Xiu Jie pointed at the zipper he had just pulled open. The girl immediately tried to escape. Having supposedly learned from experience, Ying Xiu Jie grabbed her head this time and growled through clenched teeth, “I told you to look here~~ Look. Look at it. Look, look, look!”
“I don’t want to!”
“You’re looking whether you want to or not. Look carefully, put your hand in, and pull out one pubic hair. Just one. Don’t take too many. Resources are already limited down there.”
“You shameless freak! Let go of me!” The girl began punching and kicking him. Ying Xiu Jie grabbed her hands and glared at her ferociously. “If you don’t pull one out, I’ll kill you.”
“Then kill me! I’m still not doing it!”
Ke Bu and Chu Hao Yu rushed over and grabbed Ying Xiu Jie while Zhou Xin He told the girl to hurry away. Ying Xiu Jie struggled violently. “Let me go! Let me go! I’m going to kill her!”
“Calm down!”
After a while, Ying Xiu Jie finally settled down, and the two released him. He straightened his clothes. “I seriously don’t understand what’s wrong with those girls. Is what I’m asking really that unreasonable?”
Ke Bu stared at him with complete incomprehension. “What I genuinely don’t understand is what’s wrong with you.”
Eventually, every girl who caught sight of Ying Xiu Jie immediately fled, yet his challenge still remained incomplete. If the sun went down, he would fail. Even Zhou Xin He and Gong Zhu had succeeded. How could Ying Xiu Jie’s pride as a man endure such humiliation? His desperate gaze finally landed on Zhou Xin He, who immediately began trembling from head to toe. Ke Bu patted Ying Xiu Jie’s shoulder. “I suggest you give up on Xin He. If you make her do something like that, she’ll probably drop dead on the spot. Are you stupid…” Ke Bu did not finish the sentence. Instead, his gaze drifted toward Su You Yan, who was reading inside the classroom.
Everyone else slowly looked in the same direction. Ying Xiu Jie hesitated. Could he use force on Su You Yan? Memories of all the times she had disciplined him flashed through his mind, and he shook his head. He walked over, stopped in front of her, abruptly dropped into a formal kneeling posture, placed both hands obediently on his thighs, and bowed his head low. “You Yan!! To show how deeply I respect you, how about I give you one of my hairs as a gift?”
Su You Yan raised her eyelids. “Why not give me all of them?”
“Absolutely not. I prefer a little mystery down there. Please, I’m begging you. Help me just this once. All you need to do is stretch out your fingers, pinch the tip, and give it one gentle tug. I’ll endure all the pain. I’ll remember your great kindness until the day I die.”
“No.”
“Come on. You won’t lose anything.”
“I’ll lose my reputation.”
“You won’t have any reputation left after your own challenge anyway.”
“That’s true.”
She actually admitted it herself!!
Su You Yan thought for a moment, then frowned. “I don’t want to touch that thing.”
“You only have to pinch the very end and pull. It’s not especially soft or manageable down there anyway.”
“I could still touch it.”
Su You Yan thought again, then finally stood up. She put down her own book and picked up Ke Bu’s. “I have a compromise.”
“What?”
With one movement of Su You Yan’s foot, Ying Xiu Jie ended up flat on his back. She sat astride him, placed Ke Bu’s book over his crotch, then began smacking, pounding, pressing, and rubbing it, pushing both palms down on the book and grinding them around in circles. Ying Xiu Jie screamed in agony and tried to sit up, but his upper body was pinned beneath her. Three minutes later, Su You Yan tossed the book aside, stood, and dusted off her hands. “After all that, I refuse to believe one hair didn’t fall out.” Then she calmly returned to her seat and continued reading.
The others had long since gone pale. Ke Bu had originally wanted to complain about the abuse suffered by his book, but in the end, he could only make the sign of the cross over his chest and pray for the Lord’s protection.
Su You Yan:
Several of them leaned over the railing. “Which one of you is going to lure the teacher away from that first-year class?”
“Why not knock the teacher unconscious and throw them into the sea?” Ying Xiu Jie suggested.
Everyone ignored him.
“Relax. Leave it to me,” Zhang Luo said.
Chu Hao Yu continued provoking Su You Yan from the side. “How about it, You Yan? If you don’t want to suffer this humiliation, it isn’t too late to hand over the notebook.”
“Shut up, you walking menstrual disorder.”
“That’s fine. Your challenge won’t be any better than mine.”
Su You Yan entered a first-year classroom carrying a book, adjusted her black-framed glasses, and walked to the front. The boys immediately erupted. Su You Yan stood behind the lectern. “Quiet. I’m your substitute teacher today. My name is Ke Bu.”
“Fuck!” If someone had not held him back, Ke Bu would have rushed straight into the classroom. Normally, he would not have cared if Su You Yan used his name, but today of all days…
“Class begins now. I expect complete silence in my classroom. Anyone who makes a sound fails this course.” Su You Yan spoke coldly, and the room immediately went silent. She turned her back to the students and began writing on the blackboard. Suddenly, a suggestive moan slipped from between her lips. “Mmm~~~~”
The students taking notes looked up uncertainly. Teacher Ke Bu appeared perfectly normal, so they assumed they had imagined it. Less than ten seconds later, another moan came: “Ahh… ah~~~~” Su You Yan’s beautiful voice could have rivaled that of any leading actress.
This time, several students began whispering. Su You Yan slapped the blackboard lightly with the eraser. “Didn’t I tell you~~ ahh~~ not to make noise~~ ahn… ah~~ ohh, ohh~~~” Her slightly husky, sensual voice seemed to tease the very air around them.
“T-Teacher Ke Bu, are… are you okay?” One student finally gathered enough courage to ask.