Zhang Luo:
Zhang Luo sat in the library hugging his beloved laptop. The students across from him and all around him were quietly occupied with their own work, giving the place a peaceful, refined atmosphere. Zhang Luo pulled a sexy set of women’s lingerie from his bag, spread it out, cleared his throat, and spoke tenderly to the computer. “Come on, Jiao Jiao, put this on so you don’t catch a cold.” As he spoke, he slipped the bra over the laptop screen, carefully fastened the clasp at the back, then adjusted the shoulder straps until everything sat just right.
Every pair of eyes in the library immediately swung toward him. People stared at Zhang Luo, then at the laptop strapped into a bra, then back at Zhang Luo with increasingly disturbed expressions. Zhang Luo remained perfectly composed. “Is it too tight? Have you gotten bigger lately because I keep touching you? Hehehe~~~” His laugh made everyone’s skin crawl. He picked up the panties next. “Come on, now let me put your panties on too. You were so naughty last night, taking them off before you went to sleep. What if someone else had seen you? You’re mine. Every single part of your body belongs to me.” Zhang Luo pulled the panties over the keyboard, admired his handiwork for a moment, then finally gave in and hugged the laptop against himself, rubbing his cheek lovingly over the screen. “What am I supposed to do? I love you so much. I can’t stand being away from you for even one minute, even one second.”
“Hehe, what did you say? No, I’m not letting go. I refuse. You’re mine.” He continued carrying on the entire conversation by himself.
Not far away, Ying Xiu Jie hid his face behind a book. “I knew Zhang Luo was a pervert. I didn’t realize he was this much of a pervert.”
“I have this horrible feeling he sincerely wants to do all of this,” Ke Bu said.
Chu Hao Yu had bitten down on the edge of his book, his face full of resentment. “Damn it. I really want that lingerie set.”
The people sitting near Zhang Luo gradually shifted farther and farther away. Several girls were so frightened that they unconsciously pressed closer to their boyfriends. Since the library was extremely quiet, everything Zhang Luo said could still be heard clearly. He stuck out his tongue and licked the screen, one palm stroking slowly up and down the back of the laptop. “You smell so good. It’s all your fault for going to sleep so early last night. We didn’t even get to do anything.”
“No. I’m going to throw up.” Ke Bu grabbed the bookshelf beside him for support.
A librarian finally came over and tapped the table with one finger. “Student, this is a place for reading. Please don’t disturb everyone around you.” Zhang Luo immediately patted the back of his laptop in alarm. “Oh, oh~~ Jiao Jiao, don’t be scared~~ I’ll protect you~~ Don’t be afraid, don’t be afraid~~ I’m right here.” He picked up the laptop, still dressed in bra and panties, and headed for the exit. As he walked, he raised his voice and said, “I know you’re still angry with me. Last time, after we finished, I didn’t wipe you clean because I was just so tired.”
Everyone in the library sucked in a collective breath of horror and watched Zhang Luo’s obscene silhouette disappear into the distance.
Chu Hao Yu:
Ke Bu handed Chu Hao Yu the item they had prepared and gave him a cold smile. “Since I’m the one who designed your challenge, naturally I had to continue the classic sanitary-pad series.”
“Laugh while you can. I’d like to see whether you’ll still be laughing when it’s your turn.” Chu Hao Yu looked furious. After the previous challenge, forget about girls becoming interested in him—girls had started fleeing whenever they saw him. Time had finally allowed that nightmare to fade from everyone’s memory, and now it was coming back all over again.
Zhi Li lifted a bag that looked extremely heavy, swung it backward, and settled it over his shoulder. “I’m leaving for a few days.”
“Where are you going?” Ke Bu immediately caught hold of him.
“Home.”
“I don’t believe you.”
“I miss Mom and Dad,” Zhi Li said expressionlessly, uttering words capable of making a person spit blood.
“Now I believe you even less!!”
“Maybe he’s scared of his challenge and wants to run away with his tail between his legs,” Chu Hao Yu said, attempting to provoke him. Unfortunately, provocation had absolutely no effect on Zhi Li. Without the slightest embarrassment, Zhi Li answered, “Yes. I’m terrified.”
“You don’t look scared at all!!”
“Where are you actually going? If you don’t tell me, I’m not letting go.” Ke Bu switched to clutching Zhi Li’s clothes with both hands, shamelessly throwing a tantrum.
“You really won’t let go?” Zhi Li asked mildly.
“You think you can threaten me? When I, Ke Bu, say I won’t let go, then even if I die, rigor mortis will keep my corpse clamped onto you. Besides, am I really the kind of person whose heart can be shaken by outside temptations?”
“Ke Bu.”
“What?”
Zhi Li placed one hand behind Ke Bu’s head and forcefully pulled him close. Without giving him even a moment to breathe, he swallowed Ke Bu’s lips and breath together. Ke Bu’s head immediately went light, his limbs lost their strength, and soft muffled sounds escaped his throat. Even the hands gripping Zhi Li slowly slipped away. Only after a long, wet kiss did Zhi Li finally release him and lightly pat his cheek. “You’re still too green.”
“Wait, what about your challenge?” Chu Hao Yu shoved the dazed Ke Bu aside and demanded. Trying to escape? Not so easily.
“I’ll come back when it’s my turn.”
It took Ke Bu quite a while to recover. Then he began stamping his feet furiously. “Come back here! What just happened doesn’t count! I was temporarily bewitched!”
Chu Hao Yu began stamping around beside him too. “It’s over, it’s over! I’m definitely having nightmares tonight. What if I dream that Zhi Li kisses me—or that I’m kissing Ke Bu? Nooooo~~~”
“Hao Yu, aren’t you imagining a little too much?”
There was a game at the gymnasium that day, so the place was especially lively and the stands were packed. Chu Hao Yu wore a basketball uniform. It was not an official competition, and after asking a friend for a favor, he had managed to slip onto one of the teams. The others sat in the stands with their arms folded; some cracked sunflower seeds, some chatted, while Zhang Luo held a video camera and refused to miss even a second.
The whistle sounded and the game began. Chu Hao Yu played basketball perfectly normally, and the truth was that as long as he kept his mouth shut and refrained from making sleazy gestures, he really was a handsome young man. Unfortunately, his personality had ruined an otherwise perfectly good person. Time passed amid excited cheering until Ke Bu eventually checked his watch impatiently. “The game is almost over. Is he planning to start or not?”
Ying Xiu Jie snatched the megaphone from the person beside him and bellowed toward the court, “Hao Yu, keep going! Don’t lose your nerve! I’ll always support you! Do it! Don’t forget your most important mission! We have to win—for the notebook!” Anyone who did not know the truth might have been deeply moved by the strength of their friendship. In reality, Ying Xiu Jie was merely kicking him while he was down and reminding him that it was time to carry out his challenge.
Chu Hao Yu glared bitterly toward the stands, and then he began. He ran across the basketball court beneath the thunderous cheers and the eyes of everyone watching him. Then, at that exact moment, something slipped out of his shorts. It was none other than a sanitary pad, complete with a bright red bloodstain. The entire gym went silent. Even the players stopped moving. Chu Hao Yu scratched his head, bent down, picked up the pad with an embarrassed smile, and said, “Sorry, sorry. My period came today.”
He cradled the sanitary pad reverently in both hands and gazed with deep emotion at the patch of red. “Ah~~ how brilliant and beautiful the color of my menstrual blood is. Ah~~ carrying a faint fragrance and those delicate little clots, it resembles a magnificent landscape painting. Ah~~ how unbearable it is to throw something so beautiful away.” Chu Hao Yu took two graceful steps forward like an actor in a stage play and stretched out one arm. “I love this deep red, like the fire burning inside my body spilling into the outside world. I love this lovely red, staining that tiny field of white. I love this mischievous red, the deepest pain in my lower abdomen.” Then he pressed the sanitary pad lovingly to his chest. “I move when I want to move. I sit however I want to sit. I say comfort is whatever my body likes best—just like Space7 Girls Series sanitary pads, with a soft cotton surface made especially for me. My comfort is mine to decide. Who cares how many days it lasts?”
Ke Bu slapped the armrest over and over. “Hahaha~~ That’s what you get, you idiot~~!”
Ying Xiu Jie was laughing so hard tears streamed from his eyes, Zhang Luo’s video camera shook violently in his hands, and Zhou Xin He and Gong Zhu doubled over with laughter.
Chu Hao Yu reached into his bag and produced another item. “Of course, when the flow is light, I don’t worry. Small body, so mini, so happy. Lightweight and compact, with tiny wings—Space7 mini pads.”
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Chapter 107: Grand Finale Edition: Everyone Takes the Challenge!! (4)
Ying Xiu Jie:
From the very beginning, Ying Xiu Jie had regarded the entire challenge with contempt. He thought it was far too easy and utterly beneath his status. At the very least, they should have made him jump off a building without a safety rope and see whether he could grab onto something during the fall. Because of the unusual structure of Ying Xiu Jie’s brain—and because the rest of the group valued their lives—he had been kicked out of the challenge-design process entirely.
He stood in a corridor full of students coming and going and gave an OK sign to the others in the distance, looking as though victory would be effortless. Ke Bu bumped Chu Hao Yu with his shoulder. “Isn’t he underestimating the challenge a little too much?”
“I think he’s underestimating women.”
Ying Xiu Jie roughly seized a girl’s arm. She immediately frowned. “You’re hurting me.”
“If you’re a woman, you should face this pain honestly.”
What the hell kind of logic was that?!
“What are you doing? That really hurts.” The girl tried to struggle free but could not.
Ying Xiu Jie loosened his grip slightly and said with heartfelt seriousness, “Trust me. It’ll definitely hurt more when you lose your virginity.”
And what the hell kind of thing was that to say?! Only Ying Xiu Jie could utter something so vulgar with such hot-blooded sincerity. The girl flushed all the way to the tips of her ears, raised her free hand, and slapped him. “Pervert!”
“Why did you hit me?!” Ying Xiu Jie became irritated. “That makes no sense at all.”
The girl jerked free and continued walking. Ying Xiu Jie suddenly remembered his challenge, took one long step after her, and grabbed her again. “There’s one more little favor I need. Can you pull out one hair for me?”
“What hair?”
Ying Xiu Jie unzipped his trousers. The girl screamed and slapped him again. “You disgusting pervert! If you do that again, I’m telling the teacher! Shameless!”
Ying Xiu Jie rubbed his face. “Why did you hit me again? What’s wrong with such a tiny request? Does being a woman make you that impressive?” Ying Xiu Jie, who still had absolutely no idea why everyone was upset with him, looked genuinely aggrieved.
But he was never one to give up easily. He grabbed another girl passing by. “Look here.” Ying Xiu Jie pointed at the zipper he had just pulled open. The girl immediately tried to escape. Having supposedly learned from experience, Ying Xiu Jie grabbed her head this time and growled through clenched teeth, “I told you to look here~~ Look. Look at it. Look, look, look!”
“I don’t want to!”
“You’re looking whether you want to or not. Look carefully, put your hand in, and pull out one pubic hair. Just one. Don’t take too many. Resources are already limited down there.”
“You shameless freak! Let go of me!” The girl began punching and kicking him. Ying Xiu Jie grabbed her hands and glared at her ferociously. “If you don’t pull one out, I’ll kill you.”
“Then kill me! I’m still not doing it!”
Ke Bu and Chu Hao Yu rushed over and grabbed Ying Xiu Jie while Zhou Xin He told the girl to hurry away. Ying Xiu Jie struggled violently. “Let me go! Let me go! I’m going to kill her!”
“Calm down!”
After a while, Ying Xiu Jie finally settled down, and the two released him. He straightened his clothes. “I seriously don’t understand what’s wrong with those girls. Is what I’m asking really that unreasonable?”
Ke Bu stared at him with complete incomprehension. “What I genuinely don’t understand is what’s wrong with you.”
Eventually, every girl who caught sight of Ying Xiu Jie immediately fled, yet his challenge still remained incomplete. If the sun went down, he would fail. Even Zhou Xin He and Gong Zhu had succeeded, so how could Ying Xiu Jie’s pride as a man endure such humiliation? His desperate gaze finally landed on Zhou Xin He, who immediately began trembling from head to toe. Ke Bu patted Ying Xiu Jie’s shoulder. “I suggest you give up on Xin He. If you make her do something like that, she’ll probably drop dead on the spot. Are you stupid…” Ke Bu did not finish the sentence. Instead, his gaze drifted toward Su You Yan, who was reading inside the classroom.
Everyone else slowly looked in the same direction. Ying Xiu Jie hesitated. Could he use force on Su You Yan? Memories of all the times she had disciplined him flashed through his mind, and he shook his head. He walked over, stopped in front of her, abruptly dropped into a formal kneeling posture, placed both hands obediently on his thighs, and bowed his head low. “You Yan!! To show how deeply I respect you, how about I give you one of my hairs as a gift?”
Su You Yan raised her eyelids. “Why not give me all of them?”
“Absolutely not. I prefer a little mystery down there. Please, I’m begging you. Help me just this once. All you need to do is stretch out your fingers, pinch the tip, and give it one gentle tug. I’ll endure all the pain. I’ll remember your great kindness until the day I die.”
“No.”
“Come on. You won’t lose anything.”
“I’ll lose my reputation.”
“You won’t have any reputation left after your own challenge anyway.”
“That’s true.”
She actually admitted it herself!!
Su You Yan thought for a moment, then frowned. “I don’t want to touch that thing.”
“You only have to pinch the very end and pull. It’s not especially soft or manageable down there anyway.”
“I could still touch it.”
Su You Yan thought again, then finally stood up. She put down her own book and picked up Ke Bu’s. “I have a compromise.”
“What?”
With one movement of Su You Yan’s foot, Ying Xiu Jie ended up flat on his back. She sat astride him, placed Ke Bu’s book over his crotch, then began smacking, pounding, pressing, and rubbing it, pushing both palms down on the book and grinding them around in circles. Ying Xiu Jie screamed in agony and tried to sit up, but his upper body was pinned beneath her. Three minutes later, Su You Yan tossed the book aside, stood, and dusted off her hands. “After all that, I refuse to believe one hair didn’t fall out.” Then she calmly returned to her seat and continued reading.
The others had long since gone pale. Ke Bu had originally wanted to complain about the abuse suffered by his book, but in the end, he could only make the sign of the cross over his chest and pray for the Lord’s protection.
Su You Yan:
Several of them leaned over the railing. “Which one of you is going to lure the teacher away from that first-year class?”
“Why not knock the teacher unconscious and throw them into the sea?” Ying Xiu Jie suggested.
Everyone ignored him.
“Relax. Leave it to me,” Zhang Luo said.
Chu Hao Yu continued provoking Su You Yan from the side. “How about it, You Yan? If you don’t want to suffer this humiliation, it isn’t too late to hand over the notebook.”
“Shut up, you walking menstrual disorder.”
“That’s fine. Your challenge won’t be any better than mine.”
Su You Yan entered a first-year classroom carrying a book, adjusted her black-framed glasses, and walked to the front. The boys immediately erupted. Su You Yan stood behind the lectern. “Quiet. I’m your substitute teacher today. My name is Ke Bu.”
“Fuck!” If someone had not held him back, Ke Bu would have rushed straight into the classroom. Normally, he would not have cared if Su You Yan used his name, but today of all days…
“Class begins now. I expect complete silence in my classroom. Anyone who makes a sound fails this course.” Su You Yan spoke coldly, and the room immediately went silent. She turned her back to the students and began writing on the blackboard. Suddenly, a suggestive moan slipped from between her lips. “Mmm~~~~”
The students taking notes looked up uncertainly. Teacher Ke Bu appeared perfectly normal, so they assumed they had imagined it. Less than ten seconds later, another moan came: “Ahh… ah~~~~” Su You Yan’s beautiful voice could have rivaled that of any leading actress.
This time, several students began whispering. Su You Yan slapped the blackboard lightly with the eraser. “Didn’t I tell you~~ ahh~~ not to make noise~~ ahn… ah~~ ohh, ohh~~~” Her slightly husky, sensual voice seemed to tease the very air around them.
“T-Teacher Ke Bu, are… are you okay?” One student finally gathered enough courage to ask.
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