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Today was the last day of December. In other words, the final day of the year.

Early in the morning, everyone was dragged by Chu Hao Yu to the intersection between several classrooms. His announcement was grand and imposing:

“Comrades! Today is a very special day. To make sure our youth isn’t wasted and to give this year a perfect ending, I hereby announce that we’ll all be taking on thrilling challenges together today!”

The moment Chu Hao Yu finished speaking, everyone immediately dispersed without giving him any face at all. Only Zhi Li remained standing where he was.

Chu Hao Yu hurriedly stopped everyone. “Don’t leave! Don’t you all want to surpass yourselves and become better next year? Don’t you want to experience heart-pounding moments and leave behind unforgettable memories?”

“If possible, those kinds of memories are best not left behind at all,” Ke Bu said, extinguishing Chu Hao Yu’s enthusiasm.

After thinking for a moment, Zhi Li slowly replied, “Okay.”

Once Zhi Li agreed, everyone stopped moving. Ke Bu was certain Zhi Li definitely wasn’t supporting Chu Hao Yu out of enthusiasm. He was just using this to kill time out of boredom.

“Well, since Zhi Li agreed, we’ve got no choice.”

Everyone quickly changed their tune.

“What kind of discriminatory treatment is this?! Exactly how huge is the gap between me and Zhi Li in your hearts?!” Chu Hao Yu exploded in outrage.

“You should already know the answer yourself. Do you really need us to say it aloud?” Su You Yan coldly stated the truth.

Ke Bu shrugged. “I refuse to participate in something this pointless. What, you think everyone happily accepting challenges will suddenly make grades skyrocket, give us eight-pack abs, and spiritually enlighten our souls? Stop dreaming about meaningless time-wasting activities.”

Ke Bu took one step away.

Chu Hao Yu immediately said, “You’re scared because the challenges are difficult, aren’t you?”

Ke Bu took another step.

“You just don’t want to embarrass yourself in front of your beloved Zhi Li, right?”

Ke Bu took a third step.

“Or maybe… you don’t want to see Zhi Li fail a challenge and embarrass himself?”

Ke Bu froze in place. That was undeniably an enormous temptation.

Zhi Li nodded. “So apparently I’ll embarrass myself.”

“You agreed to that way too quickly!! Fine then, since you insist. I’m definitely not participating because I want to see Zhi Li embarrass himself. Seriously, what do you people think my feelings for him are?”

“You can’t even suppress your smile anymore.”

After obtaining everyone’s agreement, Chu Hao Yu rubbed his hands together excitedly, his face flushed red. “We’ll start with a warm-up group challenge, then move on to individual challenges. First, let me make one thing clear: since everyone agreed to participate, no one is allowed to back out. Consider it a life-and-death contract.”

“Of course, as the organization’s hidden trump card, Zhang Luo will not participate in any activities to avoid exposing the group’s true power.”

“You’re getting way too carried away.”

Chu Hao Yu cleared his throat dramatically and continued, “If anyone backs out, the punishment will be beating up Zhi Li.”

The moment those words fell, everyone collectively inhaled sharply.

What kind of joke was that?

There was absolutely no retreat now. They would rather commit seppuku than choose that punishment. For once, everyone’s opinions were completely united.

Even Ying Xiu Jie got fired up, raising his fist passionately. “Watch the power of a real man explode! Bring on any challenge! Are we beating students or teachers?”

Ying Xiu Jie unintentionally revealed something terrifying about himself.

Gong Zhu nodded too. “I’ll do my best, as long as it doesn’t violate my moral boundaries.”

Zhou Xin He also agreed. “I-I want to try changing my timid personality a little. Maybe this will help.”

Su You Yan remained silent.

Ke Bu shrugged. Looks like the person under the least pressure here was Zhi Li.

Ke Bu, Ying Xiu Jie, Chu Hao Yu, and Gong Zhu now stood in front of the women’s restroom. They elbowed and shoved one another, yet nobody dared take the first step forward.

The perverted “warm-up group challenge” Chu Hao Yu proposed was entering the women’s restroom together, while Su You Yan and Zhou Xin He had to enter the men’s restroom. And they had to do it during the busiest time after second period ended.

Ke Bu could already imagine just how vulgar the upcoming challenges would become.

“Yu Tai, are you an elementary school kid? Since you proposed it, you go first,” Ke Bu complained.

He could faintly hear girls laughing inside the restroom. Su You Yan and Zhou Xin He stood nearby preparing themselves. Zhou Xin He looked extremely nervous, anxiously twisting her clothes, the complete opposite of Su You Yan’s calm attitude.

The four boys shoved one another around, none willing to lead.

“At this rate, we’re definitely going to get arrested,” Gong Zhu worried.

Even Ying Xiu Jie hesitated, hypnotizing himself under his breath. “I’m a man. I’m a man. I’m a man. A real man shouldn’t retreat over something this trivial.”

At that moment, Zhi Li walked out of the classroom intending to enter the men’s restroom. Seeing the crowd gathered outside, he asked, “What are you doing?”

“You forgot already?! We’re doing the challenge! Didn’t we say it this morning? Entering the women’s restroom! Don’t even think about backing out!”

Ke Bu immediately dragged Zhi Li into the mess with them.

“Oh.”

Zhi Li simply changed direction and headed toward the women’s restroom. He was far too calm.

Ke Bu nearly forgot—Zhi Li completely lacked the basic common sense and shame an ordinary human being should possess.

Everyone nervously watched him.

Zhi Li entered the lively restroom where girls were washing hands and fixing makeup in front of mirrors. The moment they saw him, they all froze.

“L-Lord Zhi Li, why are you here?”

Apparently the title “Lord Zhi Li” had already spread throughout the entire first year.

The girls blushed. Some adjusted their clothes. Others fixed their hair.

What the hell?!

Was this really the correct reaction to seeing a boy enter the women’s restroom?!

Outside, Ke Bu angrily pressed his ear against the door. It was all because of that ridiculously handsome face that bewitched humanity.

Zhi Li calmly looked around the women’s restroom and said matter-of-factly, “Ah, nothing. Wrong restroom.”

Then he turned around and walked out.

“That worked?! Who would believe that?!”

The moment Zhi Li left, the girls immediately erupted into excited chatter. Since the restroom had stalls, nobody actually saw anything inappropriate.

Zhi Li’s actions greatly boosted everyone’s confidence.

Chu Hao Yu sighed in relief and patted his chest. “So girls nowadays are really open-minded. Comrades, charge!”

Taking the lead, Chu Hao Yu forced himself inside. The instant they entered, the girls stared at them and screams exploded everywhere.

“Perverts!”

“What are you doing?!”

“Shameless!”

“It’s nothing! We just entered the wrong restroom too!”

“Wrong restroom my ass! Who would believe that?!”

The girls immediately hurled everything in their hands at them while grabbing mops and buckets from the restroom.

Ying Xiu Jie raised his fist. “Don’t lose heart! Our objective is to complete one full lap! Brothers, rise up!”

The four of them rapidly circled the restroom once before fleeing out covered in random objects and utterly defeated.

After witnessing the terror of women, Ke Bu swore he never wanted to enter a women’s restroom again. His childhood dreams had shattered.

Chu Hao Yu quickly regained his energy and pointed at Su You Yan and Zhou Xin He across from them. “Your turn.”

Ke Bu suddenly became interested again. After all, boys would always be boys. He loved this kind of chaos too.

“Hurry up! There’s nothing to be scared of.”

Ke Bu knew the men’s restroom was far more visually dangerous than the women’s restroom. Women’s restrooms had stalls, but men’s restrooms had urinals. The moment they walked in, they would immediately see guys standing there holding their junk.

Ke Bu watched gleefully.

With a bright red face and tightly bitten lips, Zhou Xin He finally gathered her courage to rush in—

But Su You Yan stopped her with a hand.

“Wait until Zhi Li comes out first.”

Su You Yan rationally reminded her.

The moment she finished speaking, Zhi Li walked out without even glancing at them and calmly returned to class. That guy seriously had zero teamwork spirit.

Su You Yan dragged Zhou Xin He inside. Zhou Xin He kept her eyes shut the entire time.

The boys standing at the urinals all turned around. Some even stopped peeing halfway through, mouths hanging open in confusion. Even the ones smoking inside simply froze with cigarettes in hand.

Su You Yan expressionlessly walked past them, circled the restroom once, and said, “Continue. We’re just here sightseeing.”

Then she dragged Zhou Xin He back out.

The moment they exited, they were greeted by everyone’s malicious grins.

“You boys seriously have terrible taste,” Zhou Xin He scolded.

After the warm-up exercise ended, the group gathered outside the restroom again.

“Next, individual challenges will now be assigned according to each person’s capabilities. Please memorize your missions and prepare yourselves.”

“Yu Tai, just how bored are you?”

【Zhou Xin He’s challenge: Go to the soccer field and ask at least ten boys, “What do you think of my figure? I feel like my chest is kind of tight.”

Gong Zhu’s challenge: Dress in women’s clothing and make a girl develop feelings for you.

Ying Xiu Jie’s challenge: Undo a girl’s bra clasp from behind through her clothes.

Su You Yan’s challenge: Wear a cute dress and, during class, suddenly stand up and perform a dance before calmly sitting back down like nothing happened.

Ke Bu’s challenge: Lift up the homeroom teacher’s skirt.】

Damn it.

Every single one of these challenges perfectly reflected Chu Hao Yu’s twisted tastes. No wonder he was so excited.

These weren’t challenges based on individual capability at all—they were tailored precisely to everyone’s weaknesses.

Ke Bu was the first to object. “My challenge is way too difficult! Besides, even if I agreed, Zhi Li definitely wouldn’t. We’re lovers! If I go lift the teacher’s skirt, he’ll obviously mind.”

Ke Bu sure knew how to find excuses.

“Then let’s go ask him.”

The group marched grandly over to Zhi Li.

After explaining the challenge to the Zhi Li currently reading a book, he answered without even lifting his head:

“I don’t mind.”

“You betrayed me on purpose!!!”

Ke Bu slammed his hand onto the book.

“What?”

“Stop pretending.”

“What?”

Once again, Su You Yan demonstrated her intelligence.

“Hao Yu, then what’s your own challenge?”

“I’ll challenge myself to touching twenty women’s breasts.”

Everyone immediately grabbed nearby books and hurled them at him.

“Rejected! Since you created challenges for us, we’ll create yours.”

“F-Fine…”

Ke Bu sneered coldly. “I want you to take a sanitary pad soaked in red ink into the cafeteria at lunchtime, press it against your nose and inhale deeply while loudly shouting: ‘Ah, it smells amazing! Why does it smell so good?!’”

“The most perverted one here is you.”

Chu Hao Yu struggled in despair. He who harms others shall eventually harm himself.

The proposal passed unanimously.

At that moment, Ke Bu suddenly asked, “Then what’s Zhi Li’s challenge?”

Chu Hao Yu stroked his chin and revealed a terrifying grin.

“His challenge is obviously boss-level difficulty: make the chancellor willingly kiss the back of his hand.”

The moment those words landed, Ke Bu instantly regained his balance.

“I don’t mind!”

Compared to Zhi Li’s challenge, Ke Bu suddenly felt his own challenge wasn’t bad at all anymore.

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