Futile Devices Scans

After staying at Jade Guanyin’s friend’s house for a few days, her friend drove them to another small building in the suburbs. During the transfer, the car passed through the city, stopping first at a dental clinic to get a replacement for Xiao Ma’s tooth—the gap in his front teeth whistled whenever the wind blew, which was truly a blow to his image.

“I want a gold one!” Xiao Ma was still hollering even after sitting in the surgical chair.

“What is he saying?” the dentist asked Jade Guanyin.

“He’s telling you to be gentle; he’s afraid,” Jade Guanyin replied calmly.

In the end, he was fitted with a porcelain one. Xiao Ma was so angry looking in the mirror that he nearly fainted; with cotton stuffed in his mouth, he couldn’t speak, so he could only grab the doctor’s shoulders and shake him violently.

“What’s wrong with him now?” the dizzy dentist asked.

“He’s praising your technical skill,” Jade Guanyin said as she dragged Xiao Ma away in a hurry.

With his dreams of a gold tooth shattered, Xiao Ma was so incensed that he didn’t speak to Jade Guanyin for the next two days. Jade Guanyin, on the other hand, was quite satisfied with his restored row of white teeth. At night, while he was asleep, she would pinch open his lips to admire them, ending with a light peck on his chin before curling contentedly into his arms to sleep.

They settled into a life of recovery in the secluded suburban building. Xiao Ma was bedridden, and Jade Guanyin had difficulty moving, so her friend came once in the morning and once in the evening to assist with their daily lives. The friend would frequently exchange glances with Jade Guanyin, and the two would huddle together to whisper intimately. Xiao Ma was extremely dissatisfied with this. Lying in bed all day with nothing to do, he began looking for trouble. That evening, as Jade Guanyin emerged from the bathroom wrapped in a bath towel, she caught him red-handed—Xiao Ma was “stabbing” her friend with his eyes. Because of the language barrier, he was baring his teeth and letting out a rabid, Heh! Heh! sound of intimidation. The handsome Thai youth was so frightened by him that he stood to the side, not daring to speak.

After Jade Guanyin consoled her friend and sent him away, she stepped forward to feel Xiao Ma’s forehead. “Do you have a fever?”

“No!”

“Have you gone mad?

“Get lost!”

Jade Guanyin didn’t argue with him. She “got lost” back into the bathroom to dry her hair, then tossed her towel aside and walked out naked. She lifted Xiao Ma’s quilt and, with a flick of her fair, supple long legs, straddled his hips, continuing to communicate with him gently. “What is wrong with you?”

Xiao Ma wanted to glare at her but didn’t dare use too much force—between those fair, supple legs was a pink, well-shaped “rod” with a hole at the tip, pointed brazenly at his face.

“You can get hard just from taking a shower?!”

“I got hard listening to your dog barks,” Jade Guanyin teased, stroking his chin. “Come on, let me hear you bark a few more times.”

With a dark face, Xiao Ma tried to roll over to take charge of her regardless of the consequences, but Jade Guanyin tried to pin him back. “Don’t move, you’ll hit your wound.”

The two tumbled on the bed for a moment, and sure enough, Xiao Ma’s wound was jolted, making him gasp from the pain. Jade Guanyin took the opportunity to seize Second Lord Ma. Holding both “rods” in her hand, she stroked them for a while until her hand was covered in “paste”.

Xiao Ma had not yet fully recovered from his major injuries. After ejaculating once, his strength failed him, and he collapsed on the bed, doing nothing but panting. Seeing that he had settled down, Jade Guanyin snuggled against him, stroking his chest to help him catch his breath while speaking sense to him. “Why are you losing your temper with A’Shi? He’s educated and timid; don’t scare him.”

Xiao Ma couldn’t get his breath steady, feeling bloated with irritation. “What was he doing going in while you were showering? And staying in there together for so damn long? To have sex?!”

Jade Guanyin let out a giggle. “He was handing me a towel, and I took the chance to ask him about some things. Are you jealous?”

Xiao Ma was too ashamed to speak, only glaring at her with ferocious intensity. He was indeed jealous! Could it even be hidden anymore?

Jade Guanyin laughed especially happily. “Rest easy. He’s going in for his final surgery next month; for now, he doesn’t even have the ‘tools’ to have sex yet.” Meeting Xiao Ma’s bewildered gaze, she laughed again. “He was born a woman but wants to be a man. He likes men; he’s a gay man.”

Xiao Ma’s head was spinning. “He… woman? Man? Gay? Huh? But… aren’t you a man? He doesn’t like you?”

“I am a woman,” Jade Guanyin said, thrusting her chest forward. Her two globe-like breasts gave an arrogant bounce.

The sight made Xiao Ma’s eyes wander, and Second Lord Ma stood up again with grand momentum. Yet his mouth refused to yield; his hand reached down to grab her below. “With this thing growing on you, what kind of woman are you?”

Jade Guanyin, having her cock and balls tugged by him, let out a cry of pain. Her entire body went limp and boneless as she pressed against him, coiling around Second Lord Ma like a snake while panting, “I am Lord Ma’s woman, aren’t I?”

……

Lust clouded Xiao Ma’s mind; he locked his powerful, tiger-like arms behind her waist and grit his teeth, thrusting into her with lethal intensity. His male-dog waist swung frantically, crashing against her relentlessly as if powered by a motor. Jade Guanyin sat atop him, swayed up and down by his movements until her breasts bounced so wildly they nearly flew off. Her back hole felt painful, itchy, and lewdly full; waves of pleasure exploded like a flurry of fireworks, leaving her soul entranced and caught in a death-like ecstasy.

“Ahh… Ahh! Aha… @￥@#… #￥…” Her cries of passion in Thai were muffled by the rod in her mouth. Xiao Ma could not understand a single word, so he simply used his mouth to stifle her lewd cries. Jade Guanyin let out whimpering moans, driven to a state of infatuated confusion by his kisses as her hips swayed backward, desperately trying to meet his rhythm.

The two had been bedridden for over a month; this was the first time they were engaging “with real blades and spears”. As his passion peaked, Xiao Ma suddenly rolled over and pinned Jade Guanyin beneath him, hoisting her legs and delivering another hundred frantic thrusts. At first, Jade Guanyin cradled his head, kissing and moaning simultaneously, but when she truly could no longer catch her breath, she turned her head away, doing nothing but gasping for air. Her rear was burning hot from the friction, and that organ below was plugged tight; she struggled wanting to give herself a stroke, but Xiao Ma delivered a series of heavy collisions that felt as if they would knock the heart and lungs right out of her. She could do nothing but clutch the pillow and wail piteously.

Xiao Ma helped her grip her organ, his hot and rough palm stroking up and down. His touch turned Jade Guanyin into a puddle of spring water; soon, her entire body began to shudder as she reached her climax, her back hole spasming and tightening around Xiao Ma in a death grip. Xiao Ma gave a sudden jolt and let out a roar like a wild beast, flooding the hole to completion.

……

Jade Guanyin was so overwhelmed with pleasure that it took her a long time to recover. She felt covered in sweat, which was dreadfully sticky. Xiao Ma was still lying warmly on top of her, and that thing hadn’t been withdrawn; the heavy object filled her to capacity. Feeling an intense itch in her heart, she gave Xiao Ma a nudge.

“……” Xiao Ma offered no reaction.

Jade Guanyin hurriedly cradled his head to take a look—Xiao Ma’s face was deathly pale and his lips were turning blue. He had fainted.

……

Because of that intense bout of sex, Xiao Ma tore his wounds open. He spent the next three days lying half-dead, unable even to sit up, falling from a man of steel to a delicate flower unable to withstand the wind. That heartless woman Jade Guanyin couldn’t help but laugh while she waited on him, making him roll his eyes in anger.

He refused to let Jade Guanyin’s friend help out, insisting that she “invite” the friend to go home to save him from the eyesore. Jade Guanyin’s hands were accustomed to killing, not serving. She was clumsy and heavy-handed when wiping his body; the water she brought was either too hot or too cold. The food she cooked smelled worse than manure soup, and the blankets at night were either too thick or too thin—the alternating heat and cold forced him to sneeze constantly. When Xiao Ma was at the farm courtyard, he had been in a daze and unaware all day, but now that his mind was clear, he began to be fastidious and critical, alternately complaining that she was clumsy or cursing her for intentional abuse.

Jade Guanyin endured him for two days, but by the third day, she could no longer maintain her act as a “well-behaved little wife”. The two had a massive argument in the room. Jade Guanyin said she was doing her best; Xiao Ma cursed her for being as dumb as a dead donkey. Jade Guanyin said he was being critical on purpose; Xiao Ma cursed that he was doing it because he held a grudge. Jade Guanyin said she would have rather he didn’t save her; Xiao Ma said he should have just let her die at the bottom of the cliff, you treacherous bitch.

Jade Guanyin went silent. Xiao Ma also realized he had said the wrong thing. That wasn’t what he truly thought—no, perhaps he did have such spiteful thoughts in his heart, but that wasn’t how he acted, and he absolutely did not want to voice those words.

He was a coarse man with a foul mouth. His mind wasn’t subtle enough to begin with, and what came out of his mouth sounded even worse.

Jade Guanyin tried to leave. Xiao Ma endured the pain and leaped out of bed to chase her. She was lame in one leg and couldn’t walk fast; he caught up to her in the living room. Xiao Ma used all his strength to hold her tight, and she couldn’t push him away—his wound was long, and she feared it would tear again if she pushed too hard.

“There is no faith or honor between me and Xia Liu Yi,” she said. “I have no faith or honor with anyone. When my father and mother were killed by Golden Maitreya, no one saved them. When I was abused by Golden Maitreya, no one saved me. I haven’t known what faith or honor is since I was a child! I utilized Xia Liu Yi, and you think I am heartless—but does he have any feelings for me? Didn’t he also utilize me to kill Golden Maitreya? Xia Liu Yi’s brothers are you and Azure Dragon, not me. When Azure Dragon died, he would avenge him; if you died, he would avenge you; but would he if I died? I know he has always looked down on me. All of you look down on me. I am just selfish, I am just emotionless, I was a bitch to begin with.”

“Enough! Don’t talk about yourself like that!” Xiao Ma said. Jade Guanyin turned her face away to avoid looking at him, so he forcibly turned her chin back. Jade Guanyin’s face was pale, devoid of any expression.

She lowered her eyes and said, “Don’t worry. I remember what you said. Once your injuries are a bit better, I’ll get lost, and I won’t let you see me again.”

“Xiao Yu!” Xiao Ma said urgently. “I’m the bitch! My mouth was foul just now! But that’s not what I meant in my heart!”

He was both angry and anxious. Usually, he was sharp-tongued when cursing people, but when it came time to coax someone or speak reason, he couldn’t make sense of it for the life of him. In his desperation, he ripped open the shirt he was wearing. “Don’t listen to what people say; look at what they do, alright?! I’ve already ended up like this for you—do you still think I hate you?!”

The hideous wound spanned across his body. Because it was so long, even ordinary bandaging was impossible; the gauze was wrapped densely around his upper body like a mummy. The pungent smell of medicine mixed with the scent of blood wafted toward her. Jade Guanyin’s expression flickered, and she gave up her struggle.

“Don’t be stupid. I have never looked down on you. How could I go to bed with someone I look down on?” Xiao Ma said, stroking her cold face. “You are my woman. If you are alive, I save you; if you are dead, I avenge you.”

Jade Guanyin couldn’t make a sound for a long time, trembling in his arms. Wet trails of moisture dampened his fingertips.

……

They said nothing more, quietly holding each other as they slept through the night. The next morning, Xiao Ma, bleary-eyed, reached out to his side—the bed was cold.

He was startled and sat up, only to find that Jade Guanyin was merely in the kitchen next door simmering soup for him. The metal ladle clattered against the soup pot with a ding-ding sound. He felt relieved and leaned against the headboard, waiting patiently.

Half an hour later, Jade Guanyin emerged, as well-behaved and shy as a little wife, carrying a bowl of steaming chicken soup. Xiao Ma took a sip with high expectations… it still tasted like manure soup.

Xiao Ma’s heart wailed in bitterness, but he didn’t want to ruin Jade Guanyin’s good intentions, so he forced himself to take two more sips. Instead, it was Jade Guanyin who couldn’t help but lose her temper. “If you don’t want to drink it, then don’t. Your face is wrinkled like an old man’s!”

“Can you actually tell which one is salt in the kitchen?! I’ve taught you how many times! You’re as dumb as a dead pig!”

“Why should I, a man, know how to cook?! None of the men on our entire mountain used to know how to cook!”

“Now you’re a man again?! Are you a snail, changing back and forth?!”

The two of them chattered and broke into a massive argument again, shouting profanities at each other at the top of their lungs, even “attending” to each other’s ancestors for eighteen generations. Jade Guanyin’s Cantonese vocabulary was insufficient to win against Xiao Ma, so she simply shouted a mix of Thai and English. After cursing for a while, she didn’t mention leaving, and Xiao Ma didn’t say any stupid words about regretting saving her. The two entered the kitchen together while arguing; Xiao Ma leaned on Jade Guanyin, grumbling as he instructed her on how to cook something edible again.

“I know!” Jade Guanyin snapped, finding him repetitive.

“You know shit!” Xiao Ma grabbed a handful of her chest. “If you keep chirping, I’ll crush your tits.”

“You’d better be careful not to tear your wound open,” Jade Guanyin said, sounding rather disdainful of him. “You have to sleep for three days just for one round of sex.”

“You bastard, you…”

Xiao Ma swung a large palm, cupping Jade Guanyin’s two breasts to pin her against the wall, prepared to risk his life to fuck her. An awkward cough came from outside the kitchen. The two regained their senses and saw Jade Guanyin’s friend standing outside, his face flushed crimson.

Jade Guanyin ducked under Xiao Ma’s arm and went out to chat with her friend for a few moments. Her friend left a large bag of medicine bottles and hurried away.

“What’s that?” Xiao Ma asked from behind with a frown.

“My medicine.” Jade Guanyin didn’t hide it from him. She slipped back into the kitchen and pressed both his hands back onto her chest, signaling for him to continue.

Xiao Ma gave her a hard squeeze. “What medicine?”

“Medicine to grow tits.” Jade Guanyin was all smiles.

“Damn it, aren’t they already this big?!”

“I have to take it long-term, otherwise they’ll deflate and look very ugly,” Jade Guanyin said lightheartedly.

Xiao Ma, however, felt a slight lump in his throat. While being intimate with her, he stole a glance at the medicine. He knew in his heart it wasn’t as simple as she said; it was likely some kind of hormone to maintain her transition. He didn’t know much about it, but he had heard of it; people like them seemed to have to take it forever. But taking too much of that stuff was very bad for the body, and it seemed to affect one’s lifespan.

“Stop taking it,” he said to Jade Guanyin very seriously.

“If I don’t, I’ll turn back into a man,” Jade Guanyin said, still smiling as her hand reached into his trousers to begin teasing Second Lord Ma. “Don’t you like women? Otherwise, why don’t I just go and have gender reassignment surgery? Then I won’t have to take these all day.”

Her other hand guided Xiao Ma’s hand to the area beneath her skirt. “Don’t you dislike this ‘rod’ of mine? I’ll cut it off.”

Hearing this, Xiao Ma’s emotions were quite complex. He considered himself an iron-clad straight man; asking his own heart, he naturally liked women and only liked women. As for why he had become so entangled with the “half-man, half-woman” Jade Guanyin that his feelings eventually took deep root, he could only secretly attribute it to some karmic retribution from a past life. But if Jade Guanyin were truly to go through with the surgery, he couldn’t bear it—how much would that hurt! Just imagining it made his own balls ache with tension.

As his balls tightened, Jade Guanyin felt it. Thinking he was moved by passion, she continued to tease him with a smile. Xiao Ma was teased until he was burning with a raging fire; the cooking couldn’t continue. The two of them engaged in a wild mess in the kitchen—merely playing with the bird, not daring to fully unite, for fear that the “Great Delicate Flower Ma” would get too excited and faint again.

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