Futile Devices Scans

Contains mutual topping dynamics between Lu Guang Ming and Xie Jia Hua; readers who mind this should refrain.

Xie Jia Hua was an experienced and outstanding detective. He had always excelled at finding clues among the traces criminals left behind and using them to deduce their movements and true intentions.

Recently, he had noticed several peculiar changes at home.

First, the housework was being done far too thoroughly. Every corner of the home had been cleaned until it was spotless. The bedsheets and quilts were folded neatly every day. The pots, bowls, and utensils had been wiped until not a single water stain remained. Not only were all their clothes promptly washed and ironed each day, but even their underwear was pressed perfectly flat and arranged inside the wardrobe drawers in the order of white, gray, and black.

Second, the service had become far too attentive. Although Xie Jia Hua had recently been extremely busy with official duties and rarely spent time at home, on the few occasions when he worked from home, his partner neither disturbed him with words nor harassed him with actions. Instead, coffee, fruit, and sweet drinks were brought to him in rotation, set down, and immediately carried away without a single word of nonsense. Before bed every night, the bathtub had already been filled with hot water and toothpaste had been squeezed onto his toothbrush. Once he finished washing and climbed into bed, complimentary head and foot massages were also provided.

Finally—and most strangely—the vase on the living-room coffee table always contained a fragrant bouquet of fresh flowers. Whenever they wilted, they were replaced, only to be replaced again when the new ones wilted. Keeping fresh flowers at home was nothing unusual for an ordinary family, but beautiful flowers cost money. Lu Guang Ming was such a miser that whenever he bought coffee and French toast from the restaurant downstairs in the morning, he charged it to Xie Jia Hua’s account. Yet now he was willing to spend his own money on flowers every few days?

Suspicious as Xie Jia Hua was, he was genuinely too busy. He often hurried home late at night merely to sleep, then left early the next morning to investigate another case. He did not even have time to exchange a few idle remarks with Lu Guang Ming, much less interrogate him about every suspicious detail.

For a while, he believed Lu Guang Ming might feel lonely from being left alone so often and was therefore using various little tricks to win his affection. But Lu Guang Ming had long been accustomed to living alone, so logically, he should not possess such delicate, lovesick feelings. Besides, Xie Jia Hua had confessed to him at the cemetery half a year earlier and openly placed his heart into Lu Guang Ming’s hands. Why would Lu Guang Ming still need to win him over?

Tch. Could Lu Guang Ming have secretly done something bad again and now felt guilty, prompting him to compensate Xie Jia Hua and curry favor with him?

Surely not. The little thing had become quite sensible now. Secretly causing trouble behind his back no longer seemed like something he would do.

“If your wife suddenly becomes exceptionally attentive toward you, what could be the reason?” Xie Jia Hua asked a subordinate while they were conducting surveillance inside a car.

The subordinate had married only two months earlier and was still immersed in the lingering sweetness of his honeymoon. He answered happily, “Because he loves me.”

Xie Jia Hua sank into prolonged contemplation.

Could it truly be an expression of love?

That afternoon, after finishing a case and returning to the police station, he happened to pass a flower shop. He stood before the vivid-red roses and hesitated for a very long time… but he still could not bring himself to do something so sickeningly romantic! In the end, he chose a bouquet of lilies.

When he arrived home, Lu Guang Ming happened to be crouching beside the coffee table, trimming flower stems. Seeing Xie Jia Hua enter carrying a bouquet of lilies, he looked rather surprised. “What made you think of buying flowers today?”

“I happened to pass a shop.”

“Hehehe!” Lu Guang Ming was delighted. Xie Jia Hua had just removed his coat and sat on the sofa when Lu Guang Ming pounced forward, straddled him, and wrapped both him and the flowers in a tight embrace. He planted a loud kiss on Xie Jia Hua’s neck. “Are they for me?”

“They’re for the house,” Xie Jia Hua teased. Lu Guang Ming exaggeratedly pursed his lips and began climbing off him. Xie Jia Hua dragged him back. “They’re for you.”

“Hehehe!” Shamelessly, Lu Guang Ming climbed back on top and proudly played with the petals. “Lilies symbolize ‘purity.’ They’re especially suitable for someone as innocent and handsome as me.”

Unable to listen any longer, Xie Jia Hua lifted him, tossed him aside, and headed toward the kitchen. “Did you buy groceries? What do you want for dinner?”

Some time earlier, Lu Guang Ming had purchased several cookbooks and produced a few meals that were neither too salty nor too bland and were just barely edible. Since Xie Jia Hua had time today, he opened one of the cookbooks himself and attempted to pan-fry steaks.

The steaks were overcooked, the eggs were too salty, and the carrots had no flavor. Nevertheless, Lu Guang Ming ate with extraordinary happiness. After finishing, he washed the dishes and emerged with both hands still wet, wrapped his arms around Xie Jia Hua’s waist, and cheerfully prepared to speak.

Xie Jia Hua spoke first. “Let’s go running together.”

“???”

“Why do we have to run?” Lu Guang Ming wailed from behind while clutching his chest and panting. “You finally have some free time. Wouldn’t watching a movie be better? Wouldn’t shopping be better? Wouldn’t sleeping at home be better?”

“You need exercise to improve your physical condition.” Xie Jia Hua ran ahead without flushing or panting.

“I haven’t fully recovered from my injuries!”

“You left the hospital six months ago. Shut up.”

“Boohoo, my waist aches and my backside hurts…”

“Your backside hurts like hell. I haven’t touched you for an entire week.”

Lu Guang Ming burst into laughter, sped up, and threw himself onto Xie Jia Hua’s back. “So you know it’s been a week? Let’s stop running and go home early to ‘exercise’ instead.”

Xie Jia Hua remained completely unmoved, his expression unchanged. “Three kilometers left. Finish running first.”

Lu Guang Ming ran until he was nearly dead. After they returned home, Xie Jia Hua pinned him down and made him stretch his legs. The scene resembled domestic violence, and Lu Guang Ming screamed as though his parents had died. “Ahhh! It hurts, it hurts! A senior inspector is abusing a citizen—no, murdering his own husband!”

“You’re too noisy! Shut up!”

Even after being thrown into the bathtub, Lu Guang Ming continued pretending to cry. “And you claim you like me and cherish me. You were gentle with me for only a few days. The moment I left the hospital, you went straight back to scolding and abusing me.”

Xie Jia Hua had just picked up a bath sponge to scrub his back. Hearing that, he threw the sponge aside and rolled up his sleeves. Lu Guang Ming instantly transformed his tears into laughter, hurriedly embraced his arm, and began acting sweet. “Brother Jia Hua, Brother Jia Hua, I was wrong. Hurry and cherish me.”

The two fooled around inside the bathtub for a while. Xie Jia Hua lifted Lu Guang Ming’s entire wet body, carried him outside, and pressed him down on the sofa to “exercise.” Lu Guang Ming was utterly shameless. Kneeling over the back of the sofa with his backside raised, he urged Xie Jia Hua, “Faster, faster, deeper.” Once they finished that round, Xie Jia Hua made him wrap both legs around his waist and carried him upright toward the bedroom.

Lu Guang Ming endured twenty minutes of fierce, relentless thrusting until he could barely breathe. His legs clamped around Xie Jia Hua’s waist and kept sliding downward. Xie Jia Hua held him with tremendous arm strength, his face still neither flushed nor breathless.

“Are you some kind of monster?” Lu Guang Ming asked between gasps. “Don’t you ever get tired?”

“You run every morning. You don’t get tired either.”

Lu Guang Ming had already burrowed beneath the quilt. “Huh? What did you say? The quilt is too thick. I can’t hear you. It’s so dark under here. Oh? Look what I’ve discovered. Who is this hard young fellow? Isn’t this the police force’s ‘Chief’? Chief, you’re certainly energetic! You only fired one shot a moment ago, yet you’re already fully armed again! On behalf of the general public, I offer you my gratitude and wholehearted support. Come, come, give me a kiss…”

Lu Guang Ming “supported” Inspector Xie for one round, then pestered him into enjoying another. This time, even Xie Jia Hua was finally left panting. Lu Guang Ming lay atop him, nibbling at his sweat-covered pectoral muscles as he said cheerfully, “Since you have time, shall we go hiking this weekend?”

Hearing that, Xie Jia Hua lowered his eyes and glanced at him. He complained even about morning runs, yet now he wanted to go hiking? What sort of damned scheme was he planning?

Lu Guang Ming’s eyes curved into two smiling crescents as he gazed at him with a watery, sparkling, and sly expression. Of course he was plotting something.

Lu Guang Ming had begun plotting his scheme long ago.

His ambition was both simple and lofty—to top Xie Jia Hua at least once.

This humble desire had lingered in his heart for as long as he had known Xie Jia Hua. The first part of Xie Jia Hua’s body that attracted him had been his backside. After trying the rest of him, Lu Guang Ming had discovered that his dick was also excellent, but he remained obsessed with that backside. Inspector Xie had maintained strict physical discipline for years. He had broad shoulders, a narrow waist, long legs, and an extremely low body-fat percentage. His two lean buttocks looked firm and forbidden beneath his police trousers. They were indescribably tempting.

Lu Guang Ming was entirely gay, and before meeting Xie Jia Hua, he had also been a pure top. Merely looking at him made Lu Guang Ming’s nose nearly bleed and left him frantic with pent-up desire.

It was not as though he had never attempted to gain the upper hand. He still remembered pestering Xie Jia Hua relentlessly for two years without succeeding even once. Later, while temporarily living in Xie Jia Hua’s home, he had taken advantage of Xie Jia Hua being asleep one morning and handcuffed him, intending to top him. He had still failed and instead been flipped over and thoroughly fucked. Although the two of them were now nominally “in love with each other,” whenever Lu Guang Ming reached toward Xie Jia Hua’s vital entrance during sex, his wrist was immediately seized, after which he was once again thoroughly fucked.

Lu Guang Ming was dying from frustration. Knowing that Xie Jia Hua responded to gentleness rather than force, he devised an elaborate plan.

First, he would begin with meticulous care and attention. This was something he needed to learn from San San. He deliberately invited He Chu San for coffee—paid for with Xie Jia Hua’s credit card—and filled an entire notebook with notes. Once home, he began putting everything into practice. He returned home punctually from work every day, rolled up his sleeves, and threw himself into the housework. After laboring continuously for two weeks, he genuinely felt—because of the placebo effect—that even the muscles on his lower abdomen had begun taking shape.

Next came expressions of love by every means possible: embracing, acting spoiled, kissing, posing seductively in bed, lighting candles at dinner, and preparing fresh flowers every few days. He would make Xie Jia Hua drown helplessly in an ocean of love!

Finally, he needed to create an opportunity for the deed itself. He had to accurately target Xie Jia Hua’s weakness, use the previous offensive to soften both his body and heart, then strike successfully with one final blow!

The opportunity for everything would come during this hiking trip!

Lu Guang Ming believed he had planned everything perfectly. First, through countless previous sessions of physical activity together, he had concluded that although Xie Jia Hua’s stamina far exceeded that of ordinary people, even he eventually reached the point of exhaustion. Second, Lu Guang Ming knew perfectly well that despite Xie Jia Hua’s harsh words, he was actually rather softhearted toward him. Therefore, during the hike, Lu Guang Ming would pretend to fall and injure himself, forcing Xie Jia Hua to carry him down the mountain. He would exhaust Xie Jia Hua first, then claim that his foot hurt, act impossibly spoiled, and cling to Xie Jia Hua until he allowed Lu Guang Ming to have some fun… The grand plan would succeed! Ahahahaha!

Xie Jia Hua had indeed spent too little time with Lu Guang Ming recently and felt guilty about it. After considerable effort rearranging his schedule, he genuinely managed to free up an entire weekend. Early Saturday morning, Lu Guang Ming put on a full set of hiking gear and followed Xie Jia Hua out with lofty ambitions filling his chest.

Lu Guang Ming deliberately placed a small stone inside his shoe, allowing it to rub the skin around his ankle until it became red and swollen. Halfway up the mountain, he secretly removed the stone and threw it away. Then, finding a suitable excuse, he “twisted” his ankle and collapsed to the ground to begin his performance.

Xie Jia Hua removed his shoe and examined the injury. Although he found the unnatural-looking wound suspicious, he revealed nothing on his face. Just as Lu Guang Ming had predicted, Xie Jia Hua lifted him onto his back and began retracing their route down the mountain.

Lying across Xie Jia Hua’s back, Lu Guang Ming was delighted both because his scheme had succeeded and simply because Xie Jia Hua was indulging him. Happily, he played with Xie Jia Hua’s hair for a while, then kissed his neck. When Xie Jia Hua turned and told him to stop fooling around, Lu Guang Ming instead bit his ear.

The ticklish sensation made Xie Jia Hua misstep. Both men fell onto the narrow mountain path and went tumbling down the steps with a series of heavy thuds. Throughout the fall, Xie Jia Hua held Lu Guang Ming tightly. Fortunately, they were both wearing complete protective gear and did not strike their heads or any other vital areas. However, after several attempts, Xie Jia Hua still could not stand. Lu Guang Ming hurriedly removed his shoe and discovered that Xie Jia Hua’s ankle had already swollen enormously.

“…” Lu Guang Ming fell silent.

Those who brought disaster upon themselves could not survive.

He could only stand up bravely and support Xie Jia Hua down the mountain. The moment Xie Jia Hua saw how freely Lu Guang Ming’s supposedly injured foot could now move, he immediately realized that Lu Guang Ming had faked his earlier injury. Furious, he cursed Lu Guang Ming throughout the entire descent. Feeling guilty, Lu Guang Ming did not dare talk back for once.

It took them an hour to reach the bottom. Lu Guang Ming hurriedly brought Xie Jia Hua to the hospital for an X-ray. Fortunately, there was no fracture. By the time he finally brought Xie Jia Hua home, both of them were covered in foul-smelling mud. Lu Guang Ming helped Xie Jia Hua bathe, put away their equipment, and washed himself. By the time he finished everything, it was already three in the afternoon.

Little Investigator Lu, who normally lacked exercise, had nearly worked himself half to death. Standing in the kitchen cooking noodles, he yawned repeatedly from exhaustion.

Xie Jia Hua hopped over on one leg and chased him away. “Go sleep for a while. I’ll cook.”

Lu Guang Ming opened his mouth to object. Inspector Xie glared at him. Lu Guang Ming shrank his neck and sheepishly returned to the living room.

Unable to sit still, Lu Guang Ming collected the previously washed clothes from the balcony, brought them inside, and began ironing Xie Jia Hua’s shirts, presenting the image of an obedient and virtuous wife. Xie Jia Hua poked his head out of the kitchen. “Put that down! Go sleep on the sofa.”

Lu Guang Ming obediently carried a small blanket to the sofa and went to sleep.

Twenty minutes later, Xie Jia Hua woke him. Lu Guang Ming sat at the table with narrowed, sleepy eyes and began eating noodles.

“Tell me,” Xie Jia Hua said with a frown.

“Huh?” Lu Guang Ming pretended not to understand.

“Tell me honestly. What are you trying to do?”

“Huh?” Lu Guang Ming continued pretending.

“Do you think I can’t tell? You’ve been so attentive and clingy lately. What exactly do you want?”

Lu Guang Ming bit his chopstick. “Nothing. I just like you.”

Xie Jia Hua knocked away the long-suffering chopstick. “I know you like me, and I like you too. But what exactly are you plotting?”

“Well…” Lu Guang Ming cupped his face and spoke in a tiny voice. “I just wanted to make you happy—and top you.”

“What did you say?!” Xie Jia Hua raised his voice.

Lu Guang Ming threw caution to the wind. “I said I want to top you! I can’t beat you in a fight, I can’t wear you out, and I can’t even keep you restrained with handcuffs. Are you some kind of monster? I couldn’t stand it any longer, so I had to think of a plan!”

“And your plan left my foot like this?!” Xie Jia Hua lifted his slipper, revealing the injured foot wrapped up like a rice dumpling.

Lu Guang Ming’s face fell. “How was I supposed to know that a great violent blockhead like you could get hurt too? I only wanted to pretend I was injured so you would carry me. I’m heartbroken that it turned out like this too.”

“If you wanted to top me, why didn’t you simply say so?!”

“I did! Have you forgotten?!”

Xie Jia Hua thought for a long while. “Think carefully. When exactly did you say it?”

Lu Guang Ming remembered every occasion perfectly and immediately began listing them.

“That was before we ‘got together,’” Xie Jia Hua calmly analyzed for him. “At the time, I had no idea that you liked me. I thought you only wanted a physical relationship, and I didn’t want that kind of relationship with you.”

“Huh? Didn’t we get together after the first time we had sex?”

“What sort of misunderstanding do you have about ‘getting together’?!”

Lu Guang Ming had no misunderstanding whatsoever about what “getting together” meant. He had merely been playing dumb to tease Xie Jia Hua. As the meaning of Xie Jia Hua’s words sank in, his grin grew so wide that he could not close his mouth. “Hehehe. So you’re saying I really can?”

Xie Jia Hua’s face darkened. “Not tonight.”

“Hehehe!”

“Wipe the drool off your face!”

The moment they got into bed that night, Lu Guang Ming found an excuse to wipe Xie Jia Hua down all over again—from head to toe and all the way to his backside—before immediately beginning to grope him.

“I told you tonight was out of the question!” Xie Jia Hua snapped.

“Let me take a tiny advance. Brother Jia Hua is the handsomest. Let me feel your backside.”

“Keep this up and I’ll kick you out of bed!”

“Hehehe, you can’t bear to. Go ahead and kick me off. Come on.”

Xie Jia Hua thrust out his uninjured leg and kicked both Lu Guang Ming and the quilt far across the bed. Lu Guang Ming rolled along the edge of the mattress, then returned with renewed determination. He hooked both hands into Xie Jia Hua’s underwear and pulled it down, inviting Xie Junior directly outside before taking him fully into his mouth.

After licking him until he was dripping wet, Lu Guang Ming furtively began sliding his fingers lower.

Xie Jia Hua kicked out again. “Lu Guang Ming! Could you be any more shameless?”

Lu Guang Ming released a long string of laughter, climbed over him, and kissed him with the same mouth that had just been wrapped around Xie Junior. “How could I ever have gotten Inspector Xie into bed if I weren’t shameless? You still have one more day off tomorrow, so you can sleep late. There’s no time like the present. Why don’t we have some ‘fun’ tonight?” He nibbled Xie Jia Hua’s earlobe. “Please? I’ll make you feel wonderful. Incredibly wonderful…”

Xie Jia Hua’s ears turned bright red beneath the nibbling. Truthfully, although he had agreed in principle, he still felt a tiny amount of resistance toward letting Lu Guang Ming top him. It was not because of some macho conviction that he could never be underneath, but because he had always treated Lu Guang Ming, who was eight years younger, as a little lunatic to be protected and cherished. The idea of being pinned beneath this little thing and played with seemed completely unreasonable!

Lu Guang Ming kissed him with considerable skill. After kissing him for a while, he began licking his Adam’s apple and kneading his firm yet supple chest. Xie Jia Hua truly did feel very good beneath his attentions. Half resisting and half yielding, he struggled not to reward Lu Guang Ming with a punch.

As he kissed his way downward, Lu Guang Ming slipped beneath the quilt again and continued pleasuring Xie Jia Hua’s organ with his lips and tongue, his cool fingers circling its base and sac. He stroked Xie Jia Hua through one climax. While the other man was still breathless, Lu Guang Ming began licking downward along the crease of his thigh.

Xie Jia Hua shuddered and reached out to push his head away. Before he could move him, Lu Guang Ming’s warm tongue and teeth began teasing his entrance, making his throat go weak from the stimulation. “Lu Guang Ming…”

Without lifting his head, Lu Guang Ming laughed. His hot breath washed over the sensitive skin between Xie Jia Hua’s thighs and made it tremble. “I told you I’d make you feel good. Next time, do this for me too.”

“I… Ah… absolutely will not…” Xie Jia Hua gasped sharply as Lu Guang Ming curled his tongue and pushed it inside him. He raised an arm to cover his face, unable to believe that such wanton panting was coming from his own throat.

Lu Guang Ming truly appeared to have been plotting this for a long time. His hot, wet tongue advanced gradually deeper, followed closely by his fingers, opening Xie Jia Hua little by little. Pleasure arrived in relentless waves, and Xie Jia Hua’s breathing grew increasingly heavy. Lu Guang Ming nearly made him come again merely by playing with him, but then reached forward and covered the slit at his tip. “No, no. We still have a long night ahead.”

Xie Jia Hua kicked his shoulder. Lu Guang Ming chuckled and took advantage of the motion to hoist the bend of Xie Jia Hua’s knee over his shoulder.

“You’re so soft back here now. I’m going inside.” With that, he pressed his fully aroused organ into him. Xie Jia Hua immediately tensed so tightly that the pressure hurt.

“Hiss!” Lu Guang Ming sucked in a sharp breath. “Wait, wait. Don’t be nervous. Why are you acting as though this is your first time…?”

Xie Jia Hua glared viciously at him. Lu Guang Ming shuddered, nearly coming from the stimulation alone. “Y-You really are a virgin back here? You’re this old and it’s still your first time?”

Xie Jia Hua swung a hand at his head, but Lu Guang Ming dodged. He bent down, embraced Xie Jia Hua around the waist, and laughed so hard that the organ buried inside Xie Jia Hua trembled with him. “What? I actually got Brother Jia Hua’s first time!”

Seeing Xie Jia Hua prepare to hit him again, he wickedly thrust deeper. Xie Jia Hua’s waist immediately went weak, and he cursed furiously, “Lu Guang Ming!”

“Hahahahaha!” Lu Guang Ming’s eyes narrowed into slits from laughter, making him resemble a little fox whose scheme had succeeded more than ever. “Don’t be angry. I promised I would make you feel good. I’ll cherish you properly, big brother.”

He began slowly circling inside Xie Jia Hua. Xie Jia Hua truly was extraordinarily tight. Contrary to his steel-boned exterior, the inside of his body was as soft and warm as his heart. Because they had used so much lubricant, he was wet and slick within, sensually drawing Lu Guang Ming’s organ deeper—resisting whenever he entered yet clinging to him whenever he withdrew.

Lu Guang Ming restrained his wildness and explored him inch by inch, listening to the faintly broken moans that escaped Xie Jia Hua each time he sank deeper. From his angle, a thin sheen of sweat covered Xie Jia Hua’s full chest, and his erect nipples seemed almost translucent with moisture. Beyond them, his slightly furrowed brows and stern facial contours appeared and disappeared from view. Lu Guang Ming was the one fucking Xie Jia Hua. He was the one making Xie Jia Hua moan and tremble.

Unable to resist, Lu Guang Ming suddenly quickened his movements. Xie Jia Hua immediately struggled with the pace and clamped both legs around his waist, causing pain to flash through both of them. Lu Guang Ming simply planted both hands on his chest and began kneading and squeezing fiercely while thrusting hard below.

“Lu… Hah… Lu Guang Ming…” Xie Jia Hua called his name through labored breaths and gritted teeth.

“Bear with it. Hah… Just bear with it.” Lu Guang Ming bent down to kiss him, wickedly grinding against his sensitive spot. “Does it feel good? Going a little faster… feels good too…”

Xie Jia Hua bit Lu Guang Ming’s shoulder and panted heavily. Each of Lu Guang Ming’s thrusts sent another explosion of pleasure through his mind. Stimulation of the prostate truly was different from stimulation of the penis. It spread like a spiderweb from where their bodies were joined and shot throughout every part of him. He felt extraordinarily good, but he refused to admit that this pleasure had been given to him by a little thing like Lu Guang Ming. He kept suppressing his moans, unwilling to embarrass himself too badly. Lu Guang Ming, however, was thoroughly malicious, grinding ruthlessly against his pleasure point without granting him even a second of rest.

His hard, burning organ continued leaking pre-ejaculate into Lu Guang Ming’s palm, but Lu Guang Ming kept him firmly trapped in his grip. Xie Jia Hua furiously bit down on his shoulder again, only to be punished with a rapid series of thrusts that tore a string of high-pitched gasps from him.

“Hah… Let me hear you, Brother Jia Hua.”

“Ah… Lu Guang Ming… Lu… Ah…”

“I’m going to come inside you.”

“Wh—No! You can’t… Ah! Ngh—ah!”

Xie Jia Hua trembled violently with his arms around Lu Guang Ming’s neck. The stimulation from both front and back made him spill into Lu Guang Ming’s palm at the same moment. Panting, he reached down to feel where their bodies were joined and discovered that there truly was no condom. He could hardly believe that this brat had actually come inside him! Xie Jia Hua was an exemplary, civilized modern top who wore a condom every single time he fucked Lu Guang Ming. Yet this brat had gone without one?!

As though coming inside him were not bad enough, the little bastard then began lecherously rubbing his lower abdomen. “Let me feel how far inside I came.”

“Lu—Guang—Ming!”

“Ah, that hurts! Ahhh, it hurts! You’re murdering your own husband! I’m still inside you! You’re going to break it off in there! It’s going to break!”

After the ensuing scuffle, Lu Guang Ming climbed out of bed with his face pinched red and swollen and went to retrieve the medical kit, claiming that he wanted to examine Xie Jia Hua’s injured foot.

After confirming that the injury was fine, Lu Guang Ming produced several cotton swabs—which had somehow appeared inside the medical kit—and said he needed to clean Xie Jia Hua’s backside. Xie Jia Hua glared fiercely at him before reluctantly arranging himself on his hands and knees as instructed. Lu Guang Ming genuinely did clean him. But the moment he finished, he spread another ring of lubricant around the opening and smoothly entered him again.

“Lu Guang Ming?!”

“It felt really good just now, didn’t it? You can’t bear to hit me. You can’t bear it.”

Like hell he couldn’t! Xie Jia Hua lay trembling with rage against the pillow, his backside raised. Even while thrusting, Lu Guang Ming happily chattered against his back. “You called my name at least a hundred times tonight. I’m so happy.”

“Get out and put on a condom!” Xie Jia Hua roared.

Lu Guang Ming nearly died of joy. That sentence meant he was allowed to continue as long as he wore a condom. Translated one step further, it meant that as long as he wore one, he could top Xie Jia Hua however he pleased.

He put on a condom and entered him again, kissing every inch of Xie Jia Hua’s sweat-dampened back. “I like you so much! Hehehe! I love you more than anything!”

Xie Jia Hua felt as though he were being licked by a rabid dog. He remained on his stomach with his backside raised, hugged the pillow, and rolled his eyes.

After a night of fierce battle, Little Investigator Lu, who had exerted tremendous effort, was completely exhausted. With his eyes half closed, he incoherently cleaned Brother Jia Hua one final time, then hugged him tightly and fell asleep at once.

At six the following morning, Xie Jia Hua awakened according to his biological clock. With his injured leg preventing him from getting out of bed for his morning run, he could only lie awake and listen to Lu Guang Ming’s cheerful little snores.

Although he had rested for several hours, his backside still burned with a strange lingering sensation. Xie Jia Hua glanced at Lu Guang Ming, who was sleeping soundly, and tentatively reached behind himself to feel. The more he thought about it, the more convinced he became that giving in to this little thing in a moment of weakness had been a terrible mistake!

Still, the little thing truly was happy. They had known each other for nearly three years, and it was rare to see Lu Guang Ming so sincerely delighted. No—that was not quite right. Ever since they had “gotten together,” Lu Guang Ming had clearly grown more genuinely happy with each passing day.

Xie Jia Hua released a soft sigh. Forget it. As long as Lu Guang Ming was happy. He reached out and gently touched the faintly upturned corner of Lu Guang Ming’s mouth.

Lu Guang Ming was a light sleeper. Still half asleep, he burrowed into Xie Jia Hua’s arms and clung tightly to him. Xie Jia Hua stroked his hair again.

Less than two hours later, one of Lu Guang Ming’s colleagues called to say that a lead in a case had produced results and asked him to return immediately for overtime. Lu Guang Ming was unbearably sleepy. Supporting himself against the wall, he swayed unsteadily while brushing his teeth and washing his face. He put on his suit himself, then ran back and pestered Xie Jia Hua into tying his necktie.

While Lu Guang Ming was washing up, Xie Jia Hua got out of bed, fried an egg, and made him a simple sandwich to eat on the way.

Lu Guang Ming was already eating from his bowl while thinking about what remained in the pot. Accepting the sandwich, he smilingly asked, “Can we have some more ‘fun’ when I come home tonight?”

“No! I have work tomorrow!”

Lu Guang Ming immediately became dejected. He lowered his head and put on his shoes, but after thinking for a moment, he brightened again. “Then we’ll do it when you’re off next week. It’s agreed.”

“I never agreed to anything. Hurry up and leave!”

Lu Guang Ming still pestered him for one extremely long kiss before work. Only then did he run off happily.

Xie Jia Hua spoke harshly, but Lu Guang Ming’s sweet smile had thoroughly softened his heart. He sat on the sofa with a hand against his forehead and questioned the strength of his own principles. After breakfast, he supported his aching waist, kept his injured foot raised, and slowly shuffled around the house in search of chores. However, Lu Guang Ming had cleaned everything so thoroughly over the past few days that there was nothing left to do. Xie Jia Hua could only go downstairs to check the mailbox and collect the newspaper.

Along with the newspaper came a stack of household bills. Strangely, among them was a credit-card statement sent by the bank, with Xie Jia Hua’s full name written on the envelope. He paid it little attention. As far as he remembered, that credit card had been lying unused in a drawer for a long time. He casually tore open the envelope and glanced at the statement. Just as he was about to throw it aside, he frowned and picked it up again.

A long string of charges had been printed on the statement. Looking at the places of purchase, he discovered that every charge came from the same flower company. The dates on which the flowers had been bought corresponded perfectly with every occasion when the bouquet in the living-room vase had been replaced.

“…”

Lu Guang Ming had used Xie Jia Hua’s credit card to buy flowers, woo Xie Jia Hua—and then sleep with him.

“Lu—Guang—Ming!”

That damned miserly little brat!

The Grand Plan, END.

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